Oy Vey Watergate or Acid Reflux

Oy Vey Watergate or Acid Reflux

Becoming a World Wide Conspiracy

By

Tommy Stern

As evidenced by this picture, news has it that Sen. Marco Rubio and the Prime Minister of Israel toasted over water. Originally it was thought that it was an American conspiracy. Could this be the new Middle East (Poland) Spring? The world seems to be coming apart over water, not oil - but could you imagine, water? 

Now the word is getting out that drinking water cools the esophagus, dilutes acid, and helps in getting Acid Reflux sufferers some measure of relief. While we know this is true of chewing gum, it seems water and diet could also have a profound effect on reducing Acid Reflux.

The next big thing we expect to hear is that eating small,  low-fat meals also helps. Who knows what else to expect? (Like us on Facebook).

Could losing weight be next? Could water be the magic elixir? Could this conspiracy be perpetrated by New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg to make the world healthier by cutting out soda and making sure people don’t smoke?

Whenever I complain about not feeling well, the first thing my doctor asks is “Are you drinking enough water?” I see he is in on the conspiracy also. First drugs, now water; where do the tentacles of the conspiracy lead? Is the AMA now leading the charge? The hospitals may rebel too. If water is the magic drug, who will need hospitals? I’m thinking Reflux Guard should partner with the hospitals – if people don’t suffer and have a Reflux Guard, who will need hospitals? Oy Vey.

We are learning that the world is 71% water, our bodies are 70% water - does anyone see a pattern here?

We will get to the bottom of this conspiracy, if we don’t first drown in the facts.

Stay tuned for the next installment of “Oy Vey Watergate or Acid Reflux”.

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Watergate or Acid Reflux

Watergate or Acid Reflux

by

Tommy Stern

Here at RefluxGuard.com we view everything through the lens of how we can alleviate Acid Reflux. So when Senator Marco Rubio responded to President Obama’s State of the Union Address and reached for Poland Spring did it create the New Watergate, or was it just to sooth his parched throat from Acid Reflux?



President Obama and Marco Rubio were both outlining to their closest friends what gives our country Acid Reflux. Jobs is the number one issue -- this we all know as fact. Each in his own way has a plan to alleviate the problem.

President Obama gives a list of all the things we need to invest in from infrastructure projects to renewable energy which, he claims, “will not cost us a dime.” That’s like my saying have a happy thick fatty juicy burger from the Heart Attack Grille (where recently two of their spokesman had heart attacks) and don’t worry about Acid Reflux. Maybe the President knows something we don’t. When that burger goes down, boy does it feel good, but when it comes up, that shooting burning feeling needs Reflux Guard© to come to the rescue.

On the other hand, there is Senator Rubio. Was he just thirsty or did he develop heartburn from what he heard? Was Senator Rubio giving the American people his own receipt for a Heart Attack Burger, or was he subtly telling us “Drink a lot of water and we will reduce our healthcare costs?”

To quote Elvis Presley, “Suspicious Minds” would ask is there something more sinister going on? Was this the subtle ploy by Poland Spring a move to muscle in on Reflux Guard©’s turf by conspiring with Senator Rubio to eliminate Acid Reflux without medication? Such are the subtle ploys special interest groups utilize to get their way.

Personally I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, even though Dr. Phil says in his new book Life Code (New Rules for Living in the New World) in this day and age we no longer should give the benefit of the doubt. There are to many users and abusers out there from whom we need to protect ourselves.

Whose plan is better for solving Acid Reflux in the new world?
A. President Obama’s?
B. Senator Rubio’s?
C. Poland Spring’s?
D. Prescription Medication’s?
E. Reflux Guard© a one time purchase?
F. All of the above or any combination?
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Acid Reflux can lead to serous problems if left untreated. It requires the consultation of a physician.

Please ask your doctor if Reflux Guard© is for you.

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